So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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