YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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