thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
This toilet bowl is my home.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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