Nicole vs. Life
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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