I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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