i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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