Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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