I'm really into asian looking animals
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Green mimosas i think yes
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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