Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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