I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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