I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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