Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Randomize
