now i know why i became what i already was.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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