Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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