the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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