God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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