***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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