I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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