Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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