just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I am naked and annoyed.
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