yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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