You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We talked him into tasing himself.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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