You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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