The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
