Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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