dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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