dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Its about making memories worth repressing
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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