Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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