Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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