I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Randomize
