am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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