Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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