Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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