I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Girls should come with a carfax report
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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