If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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