They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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