So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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