your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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