So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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