Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
As shirtless as possible
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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