She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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