I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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