if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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