i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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