Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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