she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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