So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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