Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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