omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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