can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
