Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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