my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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