So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she woke up with a sticky ear
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
