is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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